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  1. Hey guys, Thought it would be nice idea to have thread where we can share auto related quotes and jokes. Always good to have some humour Let me start off this thread. Hope to see some funny contributions here May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/-for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol. Decision is yours… Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back… I cannot afford both. Finally it may happen…Beer cheaper than petrol !!! There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!! Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो... Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो... Man: What? Why? How? Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !! Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है कीजीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswaeon मिलने वाली है, औरवो petrol की है...!!! Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars… Because………. वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!! Dharmendra’s new dialogue: कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा... Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND! Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ? Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...